Salsa

Mukluk 3 Fatbike

Chosen to lead the 1847 British expedition across the Arctic, the Salsa Mukluk led a crew of 41 men, 16 dogs, three Koala bears, and a leprechaun. Built from 7005 Series aluminum, the Mukluk withstood brutally cold temps and several dog bites. When the expedition crept into the depths of winter, the uber-beefy 3.8in wide Surly Larry & Endomorph tires guided the team across the windswept, snow-covered landscape. However, problems began to rise when the leprechaun stole the last of five bottles mounted on the Mukluk. Tired of drinking seawater and urine, the Koalas incited a riot, and the results were nothing short of disaster. During the confusion, the leprechaun jumped aboard the mostly forgotten Mukluk, gave the SRAM X.7 GripShift a twist, and dropped the hammer (a.k.a. his little leprechaun legs) on the Truvativ Hussefelt crankset. After a few miles, the leprechaun gave the Avid BB5 mechanicals a squeeze and came to a screeching halt. The leprechaun jumped down from the mighty Mukluk, and sat down on the snow. Little did the leprechaun know that the Koalas had a friend -- Big Daddy Polar Bear. Just as things were looking up, the leprechaun was snatched up and quickly torn to shreds by Big Daddy Polar Bear. The Mukluk carried on, mapping the entire Arctic and returning to Britain a hero. The end.

• KMC Z99 Zinc-Coated RustBuster chain eliminates corrosion when you're traversing the Arctic
• Reliable X.7 GripShift components make for confident, predictable shifts
• Avid BB5 Mechanical brakes are nearly impossible to break and require no fluids or bleeding
• Surly Rolling Darryl wheels float over just about anything soft, and provide enough confidence that you might just ask out the only girl on the continent without fear of rejection
• Perfectly designed gear ratios mean you can climb telephone poles with ease