Houdini

Liquid Rock Pants - Men's

In its natural habitat, the ever-peculiar male homo sapien sapien has a propensity for wearing a wide range of clothing; ranging from a box atop his head (typically worn after imbibing a fermented beverage) to the Houdini Men's Liquid Rock Pants—a seemingly pliable enabler of things like climbing up rocks or simply falling asleep in the sun. These "bottom half protectors" are otherwise known as "pants." These pants are fashioned with a quick drying and moisture wicking fabric that's also equipped with two-way stretch and a gusseted crotch which enables uninhibited movement, making them ideal for quick pursuits of the animal's like. The rear back pocket also doubles as a stuff sack and the hem of the pants is furnished with a quick adjuster that shortens the pant length to mid-calf. Oh, but alas—the animal awakens from its fermented beverage slumber. Tune in next week for our segment on "Homo Sapien Sapien and the Questionable Choices It Makes."