Marmot

Venus Down Vest - Women's

You may be a high-maintenance goddess but at least your worshippers needn't worry about keeping you warm when you can wrap yourself in the Marmot Women’s Venus Down Vest. This toasty vest’s 800-fill down packs a lot of heat into a cloud-like nine ounces; as they know, a warm goddess is a happy goddess, and is less likely to turn them into worms on a whim. They also appreciate that when you bat your limpid-pool-like eyes and coo the dreaded, ‘Does this vest make me look fat?’ they can truthfully answer that it is in fact highly flattering and feminine, and live to grovel another day.